Best I Cant Believe I Ate The Whole Thing Chocolate Cake Recipes

'I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING CHOCOLATE CAKE

Steps:

• Bake cake in 12xl7xll/2" pan for 20 minutes. Let cake cool completely. Beat softened cream cheese until smooth. Set aside. Beat together pudding mixes and milk until smooth. Add cream cheese to pudding and mix well. Spread pudding mixture over cooled cake. Spread whipped cream over pudding mixture. Grate Hershey bar over top of cake. Keep refrigerated.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THAT" CAKE

Steps:

• Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (180 degrees C). Line the cake pan with parchment paper and brush or spray with oil. Cream together the butter and sugar in a large bowl until they begin to go pale. Add half the eggs and the all-purpose flour and mix well. Add the rest of the eggs, cake flour, unsweetened cocoa, salt, and baking powder and beat for a minute or two until the mixture is uniform. Dollop into the prepared pan and bake in the oven for 30 to 40 minutes, or until a skewer inserted in the middle comes out clean. Let cool in the pan.
• Meanwhile, make the buttercream. Put the butter and confectioners' sugar in a bowl and whisk together until the mixture begins to go fluffy. Add the cooled melted chocolate and whisk for a further 2 minutes.
• Once the cake is completely cool, remove from the pan. Carefully cut the top flat with a large serrated knife. (Eat this bit as a chef's perk.) Turn the cake upside down on an 8in (20cm) cake board so that the bottom now becomes a nice flat top. Split the cake horizontally and sandwich the top and bottom together with a 1/2in (1cm) layer of buttercream. Spread half the remaining buttercream all over the top and sides of the cake, making it as smooth as possible. Put it in the refrigerator to set before doing another layer. This makes it much easier to get good squared-off edges.
• Gently push the cigarillos or wafers vertically onto the sides of the cake, positioning them as straight as possible and making sure they touch the bottom. The next step is up to you. I can't tell you the wide-eyed looks you'll get when you walk into the room holding the finished cake. Decorate with fresh flowers for a Christening or wedding, strawberries for a big family gathering, or with figs for a man's birthday. Serve with a self-satisfied grin.

THE ONLY CHOCOLATE CAKE RECIPE YOU'LL EVER NEED! (DEVIL'S FOOD)

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 325°F.
• In a large mixing bowl, sift together dry ingredients. Add oil, coffee and milk and mix at medium speed for 2 minutes. Add eggs and vanilla and beat 2 more minutes. Expect batter to be thin.
• Pour into a 9" x 13" greased and floured pan or 2- 9" round pans. Bake 9 x 13 pan for about 45 minutes or 9" pans for about 30 minutes. Cool in pans for about 15 minutes and then cool completely on racks.
• While cake is cooling make the icing: Combine the milk and flour in a saucepan and cook over low heat until thick, whisking constantly. Cover and refrigerate until chilled.
• In a medium bowl, beat butter, shortening, sugar and vanilla until creamy. Add chilled milk and flour mixture and beat for 10 minutes. Frost cooled cake and enjoy! The frosting sounds intimidating, but it is worth it! By the way, for some reason, we prefer this cake chilled, right out of the refrigerator. The rich chocolate and cool frosting just seem to taste best this way.

3-MINUTE MOLTEN DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE

Steps:

• Stir together the oil and sugar in a 12- or 14- ounce ceramic, microwave- safe mug, using a fork. Stir in the egg yolk and vanilla, and then the sour cream. Stir in the baking powder and salt, and then the flour and cocoa powder.
• Stir in the chocolate chips and microwave on high for 1 to 2 minutes, depending on your microwave (in my microwave, 1 ½ minutes is just about golden). The cake is done when it rises above the edge of the mug (or close to it) and its top looks glossy and set, but not wet.
• Let cool briefly- it will collapse-sorry, but true. The center will be more molten-like than cake-like, very soft, and very hot-be careful! Enjoy ASAP with vanilla ice cream.

CHOCOLATE IDIOT CAKE (FLOURLESS CHOCOLATE CAKE)

Steps:

• Preheat the oven to 350F (175C).
• Butter a 9-inch (23 cm) springform pan* and dust it with cocoa powder, tapping out any excess. If you suspect your springform pan isn't 100% water-tight, wrap the outside with aluminum foil, making sure it goes all the way up to the outer rim.
• Melt the chocolate and butter in a double boiler (or microwave), stirring occasionally, until smooth. Remove from heat.
• In a large bowl, whisk together the eggs and sugar, then whisk in the melted chocolate mixture until smooth.
• Pour the batter into the prepared springform pan and cover the top of the pan snugly with a sheet of foil. Put the springform pan into a larger baking pan, such as a roasting pan, and add enough hot water to the baking pan to come about halfway up to the outside of the cake pan.
• Bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes. You'll know the cake is done when it feels just set, like quivering chocolate pudding. If you gently touch the center, your finger should come away clean.
• Lift the cake pan from the water bath and remove the foil. Let cake cool completely on a cooling rack.
• Serve thin wedges of this very rich cake at room temperature, with creme anglaise, ice cream, or whipped cream.
• Storage: This Chocolate Idiot Cake can be wrapped and chilled in the refrigerator for 3-5 days.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER" COOKIES

Steps:

• Preheat your oven to 350°F.
• Whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt in a small bowl. Set aside.
• Cream the butter and sugar in a bowl (use a plastic or wooden spoon or spatula). Mix until well combined. Add whipped egg and vanilla. Mix until well combined (3-4 min.).
• Slowly incorporate the flour mixture into the butter mixture. Mix until well combined but do not over mix dough.
• Drop dough by the tablespoonful onto cookie sheet 1/4" apart. Use your first two fingers and press cookies down at least 1/2 " - 1/4" thick. Do not make them too thin.
• Bake for 10-12 minutes or until the cookies are lightly golden brown. (Place cookie sheet in the oven on the middle rack.).
• Let cookies cool completely. If you are using colorful sugars or sprinkles, feel free to top your cookies while they are still warm, not hot. Top with frosting or icing after cookies are completely cooled. You will want to refrigerate them with the frosting on top to allow the frosting to properly set.