Best Better Than Sex Recipes

BETTER THAN SEX CAKE II

Steps:

• Bake cake according to package directions for a 9x13 inch pan; cool on wire rack for 5 minutes. Make slits across the top of the cake, making sure not to go through to the bottom.
• In a saucepan over low heat, combine sweetened condensed milk and caramel topping, stirring until smooth and blended. Slowly pour the warm topping mixture over the top of the warm cake, letting it sink into the slits; then sprinkle the crushed chocolate toffee bars liberally across the entire cake while still warm. (Hint: I crush my candy bars into small chunks as opposed to crumbs - I like to have pieces I can chew on!)
• Let cake cool completely, then top with whipped topping. Decorate the top of the cake with some more chocolate toffee bar chunks and swirls of caramel topping. Refrigerate and serve right from the pan!

BETTER THAN SEX FRUIT SALAD

Steps:

• 1. Mix together Cool Whip, sweetened condensed milk and sour cream.
• 2. Add the fruit cocktail, pineapple, cherry pie filling and bananas.
• 3. Cover and refrigerate for at least four hours.
• 4. Serve.

BETTER THAN SEX APPETIZER SANDWICHES

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
• Do not separate the rolls, just slice them all at once with a long serrated knife. Place both packages of bottoms on a sheet pan. Cover the bottoms with the sliced ham and Swiss and put the tops back on. Cut around the individual sandwiches.
• Melt the butter and combine with the next four ingredients. Pour over the sandwiches. Bake for 15 minutes or until browned.

BETTER THAN SEX CAKE IV

Steps:

• Prepare and bake cake mix according to box directions for a 9 x 13 inch cake pan.
• While the cake is baking, combine pineapple with juice and 3/4 cup sugar in a medium saucepan. Cook over medium heat for 20 minutes until thick and syrupy, stirring occasionally. Pierce top of hot cake with fork at 1 inch intervals. Pour pineapple mixture over cake. Cool completely.
• Beat pudding mix with milk until smooth. Spread pudding over cooled cake.
• Whip cream until slightly thickened. Add confectioner's sugar and vanilla, and whip until soft peaks form. Spread over top of cake. Chill cake for 24 hours. Sprinkle with coconut and pecans just before serving. Refrigerate leftovers.

TROPICAL COCONUT CAKE (AKA BETTER THAN SEX VERS.1000)

Steps:

• Bake cake according to directions.
• Mix coconut cream & condensed milk together.
• When cake is cooked, punch holes in cake with skewer or chop stick.
• Slowly pour coconut cream mixture over still warm cake and into holes all over cake.
• Pour undrained pineapple over the cake. Refrigerate until cold.
• Mix Dairy Whip and shredded coconut together and spread over cake.
• Refrigerate overnight, keep cold until ready to serve.
• You can substitute any yellow cake mix for the vanilla cake mix.

BETTER THAN SEX AKA TEXAS DESSERT

Steps:

• Mix together in processor the flour, chopped pecans and butter.
• Spread into 9x13 pan and bake 15 minutes at 350º.
• Let cool completely.
• In medium bowl mix together cream cheese, powdered suar and cool whip.
• Mix well; spread over cool crust.
• Prepare Vanilla Pudding using only 1-3/4 cup milk.
• Spread over cream cheese layer.
• Prepare Chocolate Pudding using only 1-3/4 cup milk.
• Spread over Vanilla Pudding layer.
• Top with remaining cool whip.
• Grate Hersheys Chocolate Bar over the top (I like to mix the Dark Chocolate& Milk Chocolate).
• Sprinkle with Chopped Pecans if desired.
• Cover.
• Chill overnight.

SECRET MIDNIGHT MOON BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE SEX CAKE

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13 inch pan with cooking spray.
• Combine flour and white sugar in a large bowl and set aside.
• Put 1/2 cup buttermilk into a large glass and add baking soda, stir until combined, set aside.
• In medium sauce pan over medium heat combine water, shortening, 1/2 cup butter and 4 tablespoons cocoa. Stir until shortening and butter are melted. Allow to boil on medium heat for 5 minutes.
• Add chocolate mixture to dry ingredients and mix until well combined. Add buttermilk baking soda mixture, stir until blended. Add eggs and mix. Add the whiskey and the espresso and keep mixing. Add 1 teaspoon vanilla and mix well. Pour into a 9 x 13 inch pan that has been sprayed with cooking spray.
• Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 25 minutes.
• To Make Frosting: Combine 1/2 cup butter, 1/3 cup buttermilk, and 3 tablespoons cocoa in medium sauce pan, allow to come to a boil over medium heat. Remove from heat and add confectioners sugar and mix well, add 1 teaspoon vanilla and chopped nuts. Pour over hot cake. Allow cake to cool. The longer this sets, the better it gets!

BETTER THAN SEX CAKE (TOFFEE BAR CAKE)

Steps:

• Mix cool whip, syrup, and equivalent to 5 skor bars together.
• Spread some on top of one cake, and place other cake directly on top of that one.
• Put more on top of that cake and on sides.
• Sprinkle the rest of skor bar crumbs on top.
• Put in freezer for about an hour, or until firm.

BETTER THAN SEX DESSERT

Steps:

• 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly spray a 9 x 13 pan with cooking spray. In medium bowl, mix together flour, pecans, and butter to form coarse crumbs. Press firmly into the 9 x 13 pan. Bake in 350 oven for 10-14 minutes until lightly browned. Remove from oven and let cool for 15 minutes or more. You can place this in the freezer while preparing other ingredients.
• 2. In the same bowl you used for the crust beat together powdered sugar and softened cream cheese with the electric mixer (it is very important that cream cheese is at room temperature or you will get lumps). After it is fluffy fold in 1/2 tub cool whip mixing lightly until combined.
• 3. After crust is completely cooled, spread cream cheese/cool whip mixture over crust. This is tricky so do it in smooth motions. Put in refrigerator while preparing pudding.
• 4. To prepare pudding, put both packages of pudding mix in a bowl and whisk in 2 cups cold milk and whip by hand until smooth. Make sure everything is combined well and pudding is very smooth.
• 5. Spread pudding over cream cheese layer. Top with remaining cool whip. Chop up a few nuts finely and sprinkle over top. Cool in refrigerator for two hours or overnight covered with plastic wrap.

IS IT REALLY BETTER THAN SEX? CAKE

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
• Prepare yellow cake mix as directed using a greased 13x9x2-inch pan and bake for 30 to 35 minutes.
• While cake is baking, combine the pineapple and 1 cup of sugar in a saucepan, and bring to a boil over medium heat stirring constantly.
• Remove from heat and allow to cool slightly.
• Remove cake from oven and using a fork, pierce holes into cake.
• Pour pineapple mixture over hot cake and set aside.
• Prepare pudding according to package directions.
• Spread pudding over cake and refrigerate until thoroughly chilled.
• Whip heavy cream and remaining 1/3 cup sugar until stiff.
• Cover top of cake with whipped cream and sprinkle toasted coconut on top.

BETTER THAN SEX CAKE

Steps:

• Pre-heat oven to 350.
• Make and bake cake as directed on package in a 9 x 13 pan.
• Poke top of warm cake every 1/2" with handle of wooden spoon.
• Drizzle sweetened condensed milk evenly over cake and let stand until milk has absorbed into cake.
• Drizzle with caramel or butterscotch topping.
• Run knife around sides of pan to loosen cake.
• Cover and refrigerate about 2 hours or until cake has chilled.
• Spread cool whip over top of cake.
• Sprinkle with toffee chips.
• Store cake covered, in the refrigerator.

BETTER THAN SEX DESSERT

Steps:

• Preheat oven 350.
• Mix flour, pecans, and butter well.
• Press flour mixture into bottom of 13X9 pan. (It helps to wet hands repeatedly during this process).
• Bake flour mixture for 10 minutes. Let cool.
• Mix cream cheese, cool whip, and 2 T milk to smooth. Set aside.
• Mix chocolate pudding with 2 C cold milk. Set aside.
• Mix butterscotch pudding with 2 C cold milk.
• Layer butterscotch pudding, 1/2 cream cheese mixture, and chocolate pudding on top of cooled flour/pecan crust.
• Top with remaining 1/2 cream cheese mixture.
• Last, add chopped pecans and chocolate bar shavings.
• Refrigerate for 2 hours.
• Cut into squares to serve.

BETTER THAN SEX CAKE--WEIGHT WATCHERS STYLE

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 375.
• Mix cake mix, egg white, and diet soda. Bake for 35 minutes in a greased 9x13 pan.
• During the last few minutes of baking, put the caramel and condensed milk in a saucepan on low heat until smooth.
• After baking, remove cake from oven and pour caramel over top. Sprinkle half the heath bar on top.
• Cool completely. Cover with whipped topping and remaining heath bar bits.

BETTER THAN SEX CAKE III

Steps:

• Bake yellow cake mix according to package directions for one 9x13 inch cake.
• Combine the crushed pineapple (undrained) with the white sugar and cook for 5 minutes over medium heat. Set aside to cool.
• Mix instant vanilla pudding according to package directions.
• Once cake is cool spread the cooled pineapple mixture over the top followed by the vanilla pudding, sliced bananas, and whipped topping. Sprinkle the flaked coconut and chopped nuts over the top of the cake. Let cake chill for at least 1 hour before serving.

BETTER THAN SEX DESSERT

Steps:

• 1. Mix together pecans, butter & flour and press in ungreased 9 x 13 glass pan.
• 2. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minute then let itcool
• 3. Mix together powdered sugar, 1 cup of cool wip & cream cheese and spread on cool crust
• 4. Beat together puddings and milk and spread on creamy layer.
• 5. Cover top with 2 cup Cool Whip.
• 6. Top with shaved chocolate & almond slivers.
• 7. Place in the refrigerator to cool

COCONUT CREME "BETTER THAN SEX" CAKE

Steps:

• 1. Prepare cake mix according to package directions in a 13x9 baking pan; cool. Do not remove cake from pan.
• 2. Poke holes all over the entire cake until it resembles a pegboard! (I use a plastic orange peeler from Tupperware; it's about the thickness of a pencil.)
• 3. In a small bowl mix together sweetened condensed milk and Coco Lopez until smooth and pour over entire cake; refrigerate overnight.
• 4. Spread cool whip evenly over top of cake, and sprinkle with flaked coconut. Serve immediately!!!
• 5. OPTIONAL: I sometimes like to add crushed pineapple to this cake. Drain as much of the juice from the can as possible, and spread crushed pineapple across top of cake after it has been refrigerated, and prior to adding cool whip. It's AHHHHHMAZING! :)

BETTER THAN SEX CAKE WITH BANANAS

Steps:

• Mix cake as directed on package, using milk instead of water.
• Bake in oblong pan at 350 degrees until done. When done, remove from oven and punch holes in top (the size of a pencil). Mix sugar and pineapple and bring to a boil.
• Slowly pour this over the cake. Let set a few minutes.
• Mix the pudding as directed on box.
• Mix cream cheese with the pudding mix using mixer; spread over cake. Cover this with layer of sliced bananas.
• Spread Cool Whip over bananas.
• Sprinkle coconut and pecans over top and decorate with cherries.

BETTER THAN SEX CAKE (WITH BANANAS, COCONUT, AND PINEAPPLE)

Steps:

• Bake cake in a sheet pan according to directions on the back of the box.
• Combine one cup of sugar with the can of crushed pineapple. Bring to a boil.
• Upon removing the cake from the oven, punch holes all over the top of the cake with a meat fork.
• Pour the hot pineapple mixture evenly over the top of the cake.
• Once the cake has cooled, slice the bananas and layer evenly over the top of the pineapple mixture. (You can dip the banana slices in orange juice to keep them from turning dark.).
• For cake topping, mix together the cream cheese, cool whip, and coconut (I like using the coconut found in the freezer section of the grocery store.) For ease in spreading the topping over the bananas, drop spoonsful of the topping mixture evenly over the cake, then spread to the edges of the cake.

PUMPKIN BETTER THAN SEX CAKE

Steps:

• 1. In a large bowl, mix together the cake mix and pumpkin puree until a smooth batter forms.
• 2. Pour batter into a greased 9×13 baking dish and bake at 350 F according to the directions on the cake mix box (approx 23-28 mins).
• 3. Remove cake from oven and let cool for about 10 minutes after baking.
• 4. Using the end of a wooden spoon to poke holes all over the top of the cake.
• 5. Pour the sweetened condensed milk over the cake. This should fill in the holes and soak into the cake.
• 6. Refrigerate for 30 minutes.
• 7. Remove cake from refrigerator and spread Cool Whip over top of the cake. Sprinkle on the Heath bits and drizzle caramel over top. (Note: if you want it less sweet you can use less of the jar.)
• 8. Refrigerate for 3-4 hours or overnight.

BETTER THAN SEX CAKE

Steps:

• 1. Take cake out of the oven and punch holes in the top using a skewer or toothpick
• 2. Mix pineapple & sugar and pour over cake.
• 3. Cook the vanilla pudding according to package directions. and pour over pineapple..
• 4. Chill in refrigerator. Just before serving, top with Cool Whip and sprinkle with coconut.