Best White Trash Recipes

WHITE TRASH CANDY SNACK

Steps:

• Mix all of the dry ingredients in a large bowl.
• Melt the white chocolate chips in the microwave and then pour into the bowl with the dry ingredients.
• Lay the mixture flat on cookie sheets and refrigerate until hardened.
• Remove from refrigerator and break the mixture apart.

ALTON BROWN'S WHITE TRASH

Steps:

• Dump the cereals, M&Ms, nuts & pretzels in a large bowl.
• Melt the white chocolate in the microwave or in a double boiler. Melt very slowly, stirring occasionally, being careful not to burn the chocolate.
• Dump melted chocolate over the rest of the ingredients and fold over and over until you have well-coated hunks and chunks.
• Spread the whole mess out on parchment paper and set in a cool place until it sets up, then break it into pieces.
• Store in zip-top bags or air-tight containers.

WHITE TRASH HAMBURGER GRAVY AND BREAKFAST BISCUITS

Steps:

• Cook and drain beef. (I rinse the beef under hot water to remove all of the grease -- it is rich enough!).
• Melt butter in a pan and when melted and lightly sizzling add the flour.
• Whisk until combined and gently simmer the butter/flour mixture for about two minutes to remove the flour/starch taste but don't let it brown any.
• Add the 1.5 cups of milk and quickly whisk until smooth. SImmer until thick over medium heat stirring constantly. It will be quite thick.
• Add the half and half cream and quickly whisk until smooth.
• Cook over low heat until thickened.
• Add the beef and adjust the seasonings.
• Serve over good biscuits well buttered.
• This is a very creamy and rich gravy. You may use 2 cups whole milk if you need to omit the cream.
• If it is too thick for your taste -- then dilute with more milk -- but it usually is perfect the way it is written.
• Leftovers are excellent.

WHITE TRASH CASSEROLE

Steps:

• 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brown beef and onion together then drain.
• 2. Spread beef mixture in bottom of a casserole dish. Layer soup, corn, Velveeta, and tater tots.
• 3. Bake for 45 minutes to an hour, until tater tots are golden brown.

MEXICAN WHITE TRASH RECIPE - (4/5)

Steps:

• Preheat your oven to 350°F. Spray a 2 quart casserole dish with nonstick spray. Mix together all ingredients except Doritos. Layer half the Doritos (about 2 cups) on the bottom, then spread half the chicken mixture, rest of the Doritos, and the rest of the chicken mixture. Add more cheese on top. Cover with foil and bake for 35 minutes. I usually double the recipe and cook it in a 9x13 pan for 45 minutes, just so we can have leftovers the next day.

BBQ DRUNKEN CHICKEN WITH WHITE TRASH BBQ SAUCE

Steps:

• 1. Preheat BBQ grill to medium high. Wash the chicken inside and out with cold water and pat dry with paper towels. Rub the chicken inside and out with the dry rub pushing the rub firmly so it adheres. Open the beer can and take a few sips...only a few!!LOL Put the 2 pie plates together. Place the beer can on the pie plate place the chicken over the beer can so the beer can is halfway into the cavity of the chicken.and the chicken is standing upright. Place the chicken on the pie plates on the grill. Close the lid and roast for approx 60 mins or until golden brown basting with the juices and the basting sauce. Basting Sauce: Mix in a small saucepan over medium heat, melt butter and stir in hot sauce and lemon juice. Heat and stir til mixed. To check donesness insert a meat thermometer into the thigh...it should read 160 degrees f. Serve with White Trash BBQ Sauce and the juices from the pie pan.
• 2. Make the BBQ sauce: Combine all the ingredients in a medium saucepan. Bring the mixture to a boil stirring constantly. Adjust seasoning. Keep warm over low heat. Makes about 3 1/2 cups.

WHITE TRASH PARTY MIX

Steps:

• Mix the cereals, peanuts, pretzels and M&M's together in a very large container.
• Melt the almond bark. I do this by placing it all in a large bowl and microwaving on high for 2-3 minutes, stirring and repeating until it is melted.
• Pour over the cereal mixture and mix well.
• Lay out on a table or a long counter and break apart. Allow to dry, breaking apart as needed.
• Store tightly covered.

WHITE TRASH / TRAILER TRASH

Steps:

• For "WHITE TRASH," use the first four ingredients only. Or for a fun variation - add the optional chocolate chips and dry roasted peanuts to make "TRAILER TRASH!".
• Melt butter, peanut butter (and chocolate chips) together in medium sauce pan OVER LOW HEAT. Place Rice Chex (and dry roasted peanuts) in a large container (plastic salad mixing bowls with lids work great!). Pour melted mixture over Rice Chex (and peanuts) and toss, until evenly coated throughout.
• ---Kids love this part!---.
• Then pour conf. sugar over mixture (1 box at a time), place lid on container, and shake shake shake! Shake well, until all the mixture is coated with sugar. Repeat with second box.
• Serve, and enjoy!

WHITE TRASH SNACK MIX/CANDY

Steps:

• melt almond bark over LOW heat in a double boiler stirring frequently.
• I suggest mixing a handful of all ingredients EXCEPT powdered sugar to see if you like more pretzels or more chex or whatever.
• I just fold in the cereals, pretzels, & pecans into melted bark until well coated. I didn't measure any of it, I just kept adding more until all pieces were covered well with bark, but there wasn't a ton of extra bark at the bottom of the pan.
• Spoon mixture onto waxed paper or foil in large bite-size clumps. (I use wax paper on a cookie sheet for easier transfer to the fridge.) Move into the fridge for fast cooling if you like. When bark has set, put all the pieces in a large tupperware type container or large ziploc bag. Sprinkle the powdered sugar all over, then shake the container to spread it around well.
• Enjoy!

WHITE TRASH BROCCOLI CASSEROLE

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
• Separate the broccoli into florets and steam for 15 minutes. Transfer to a casserole dish.
• In a medium-sized bowl, mix the mushroom soup with the sour cream, 1/2 cup cheddar cheese and salt. Pour over the broccoli.
• Top with the remaining 1/4 cup cheddar cheese and bread crumbs.
• Cook for 20 minutes or until the cheese is bubbly and the bread crumbs are golden.

WHITE TRASH CASSEROLE RECIPE - (4/5)

Steps:

• 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. Brown turkey and onion together then drain. 3. Spread ,meat mixture in bottom of a casserole dish. 4. Layer soup, corn, Velveeta, and tater tots. 5. Bake for 45 minutes to an hour, until tater tots are golden brown.

WHITE TRASH DIP

Steps:

• Put sausage in medium saucepan and constantly stir and break up in order to properly brown. Do not drain.
• Once sausage is completely browned, add both cans of Rotel.
• Let that cook and meld together for about 2 minutes.
• Add both cream cheese bars.Constantly stir in order to make sure that cream cheese is completely melted. There should be no lumps of cheese. The cheese melts better with both the hot sausage and Rotel.
• Read More http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/member/views/WHITE-TRASH-DIP-50000862#ixzz1b5zhgSbb.

WHITE TRASH POTATO CHIP SANDWICH

Steps:

• Spread both slices of bread heavily with mayo.
• Pile potato chips high on one slice of bread.
• Smash other slice of bread on top of potato chips to crush.
• Enjoy!

WHITE TRASH / REDNECK BREAKFAST

Steps:

• Preheat your oven to 450 degrees.
• In a 3 cup bowl with lid, add all the potato ingredients,cover and shake until potatoes are well coated.
• Place on a cookie sheet that has been lined with aluminum foil and sprayed with cooking spray, bake for 25 minutes, stirring once or twice during baking.
• While potatoes are baking, melt margarine in a medium sized skillet add Spam and lightly brown.
• Add flour and cook until " flour taste " is gone about 5 minutes.
• Then add a little milk at a time, stirring until desired thickness is reached ( you might need a little bit more milk ) add salt and pepper to taste.
• Divide potatoes between two plates, and cover with gravy.

TOTALLY WHITE WHITE TRASH CASSEROLE

Steps:

• Brown hamburger meat with onions.
• Add soup, thin with a small amount of milk if too thick.
• Add corn.
• Pour into a 9 x 13 greased casserole dish and top with Velvetta pieces.
• Add tator tots to top.
• Bake 375 for 35 minutes.

GREG'S WHITE TRASH CANDY

Steps:

• Place all of the ingredients (except for the white chocolate) in a large bowl and mix together.
• Melt the white chocolate in a microwave, watching carefully that it doesn't burn (or if you prefer, you can use a double boiler).
• Add the melted chocolate to the dry ingredients and mix together well.
• Drop by spoonfuls onto wax paper lined cookie sheets and place in the refrigerator to set.

WHITE TRASH POTATO CHIP FRIED CHICKEN

Steps:

• 1. Combine all ingredients for "Dredge # 1" and place in a loaf pan or pie tin.
• 2. Beat the egg into the buttermilk in a small mixing bowl. This is "Dredge # 2"
• 3. For "Dredge # 3", thoroughly crush potato chips [in the bag] to about the size of rolled oats. "Shake" in the cornstarch, paprika, salt and pepper. Place in loaf pan or pie tin.
• 4. Heat peanut oil to about 325 degrees in a cast iron skillet [about 3/4" deep].
• 5. Pat chicken pieces dry with a paper towel. Dredge each piece thoroughly in "Dredge # 1"; shake of excess. Place in "Dredge # 2" and let mixture drip off. Then, completely cover with "Dredge # 3", gently pressing the chip coating into the chicken skin.
• 6. Drop chicken in the hot oil and fry for about 8 minutes on the first side and about 6 on the second [you'll know when it's about done--- it'll be deep and golden!].
• 7. Let drain on Wonderbread® White Bread toast [you'll thank me later!!] for about 7 minutes. Then . . . you know--- enjoy!

WHITE TRASH

Steps:

• 1. In a large bowl combine cereal and pretzels.
• 2. Melt white chocolate according to package directions. (I melt mine in the microwave, 30 seconds and stir; repeat till completely melted).
• 3. Pour melted chocolate over cereal and mix until well coated.
• 4. Add the rest of ingredients; mix well.
• 5. Pour contents onto a pan lined with wax paper.
• 6. Let dry until hardened. Break apart with your hands and serve.
• 7. Store leftovers in an airtight container.

WHITE TRASH SNACK MIX

Steps:

• Pour melted bark over dry mixture.
• (Follow directions on the bark for melting in microwave).
• Mix well stirring gently to combine.
• Spread on waxed paper and let dry. Enjoy! [but don't eat it all yourself].

WHITE TRASH CHOCOLATE PIE

Steps:

• Beat egg yolks with half of the sugar and the melted butter.(melt butter in the micro for about 20 seconds -- you don't want it to be too hot or it will cook the egg yolks when you add it).
• Mix the other half of sugar with the cocoa and flour and add the 1/4 cup of scorching hot water. Mix with a whisk until smooth.
• Combine the two mixtures and mix thoroughly.
• Add vanilla and milk and mix thoroughly.
• Don't get upset if mixture seems thin. It will set after baking.
• Pour into an unbaked pie shell and cover the edges with foil or a pie ring to prevent the crust edges from browning excessively. Bake for 55-60 minutes at 325. It will still be a little "jiggly" bit it will set up nicely as it cools.
• Let cool at room temperature for a couple of hours and then put it in the fridge for a couple of hours to cool good and proper.
• Then -- serve well chilled with homemade whipped cream or just be white trash like me and use Cool Whip.