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PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER



Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster image

Prepare to be blasted in the cosmos with the force of a thousand asteroids by the unstable, universally feared Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.As described by Douglas Adams in 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,' The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is an alcoholic beverage invented by ex-President of the Universe Zaphod Beeblebrox, considered by the Guide to be the 'Best Drink in Existence.' Its effects are similar to 'having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.' Beeblebrox advised that you should 'never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.'

Provided by ChefGbreasy

Categories     Drinks     Shot Recipes

Time 10m

Yield 2

Number Of Ingredients 10

1 sugar cube
1 drop bitters
¼ teaspoon salt
1 ¾ teaspoons warm water
3 fluid ounces gin
2 fluid ounces tequila
1 lemon-lime-flavored immune support effervescent tablet (such as Emergen-C®)
1 fluid ounce peppermint schnapps
crushed ice, as desired
1 olive

Steps:

  • Place sugar cube on a small vessel. Drop bitters on top; let soak to produce an Algolian suntiger tooth.
  • Fuse salt and water together in a concave apparatus until dissolved to yield Santraginus V sea water.
  • Combine the Santraginus V sea water, Arcturan Mega-gin (gin), and O'l Janx Spirit (tequila) in a serving vessel. Release Fallian marsh gas (effervescent tablet) into the solution. Decant Qualactin Hypermint extract (schnapps) over the back of a spoon held just above the liquid's surface.
  • Transfer the Algolian Suntiger tooth into the concoction; let dissolve. Stir in Zamphuor (ice) to decrease the temperature to 32 degrees F (0 degrees C). Funnel an olive into the final product. 'Drink... but... very carefully...'

Nutrition Facts : Calories 236.7 calories, Carbohydrate 8.2 g, Fat 0.3 g, Fiber 0.1 g, Sodium 314.6 mg, Sugar 7.3 g

PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER



Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster image

The original (fictional) drink was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, a major character in Douglas Adams' novel The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick. It has also been described in the novel as the alcoholic equivalent to a mugging; expensive and bad for the head. This is a more practical, but no less potent, version that is all about the booze. You definitely need to pace yourself... and your liver!

Provided by YummySmellsca

Categories     Beverages

Time 1h

Yield 8 fluid ounces, 4 serving(s)

Number Of Ingredients 5

2 ounces Bacardi Limon (or lemon flavoured rum)
3 ounces Absolut citron vodka (or lemon flavoured vodka)
1 ounce Bacardi 151 rum
1 ounce goldschlager
1 ounce Everclear alcohol, 95% (or Alcool)

Steps:

  • In a tall pitcher, stir together all the ingredients with a long, narrow swizzle stick or spoon handle.
  • Chill thoroughly.
  • Pour into rock glasses over an ice cube and serve immediately.

Nutrition Facts : Calories 98.5, Sodium 0.4

PANGALACTIC GARGLEBLASTER



Pangalactic Gargleblaster image

A potent drink based on the description in the very popular Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy book.

Provided by SILVERMOONDRAGON

Categories     Drinks     Cocktail Recipes     Vodka Drinks Recipes

Time 5m

Yield 1

Number Of Ingredients 8

1 tablespoon gin
1 tablespoon light rum
1 tablespoon vodka
1 tablespoon tequila
2 tablespoons creme de menthe liqueur
2 tablespoons Galliano
1 cup ice cubes
1 slice lemon

Steps:

  • Combine the gin, rum, vodka, tequila, creme de menthe, Galliano and ice in the container of a blender. Cover, and blend until slushy. Pour into a glass and garnish with a slice of lemon.

Nutrition Facts : Calories 368.1 calories, Carbohydrate 15.4 g, Cholesterol 0 mg, Fat 0.1 g, Fiber 0.6 g, Protein 0.2 g, SaturatedFat 0 g, Sodium 9.3 mg, Sugar 0 g

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