JOSE CUERVO CHRISTMAS COOKIES

Steps:

• 1. Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
• 2. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,.
• 3. pour o ne level cup and drink.
• 4. Turn on the electric mixer.
• 5. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
• 6. Add one peastoon of sugar
• 7. Beat again.
• 8. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
• 9. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
• 10. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
• 11. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
• 12. Mix on the turner .
• 13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a d rewscriver.
• 14. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
• 15. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
• 16. Who geeves a sheet.
• 17. Check the Jose Cuervo.
• 18. Add one table.
• 19. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
• 20. Whatever you can find.
• 21. Greash the oven.
• 22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
• 23. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
• 24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
• 25. Cherry Mistmas !