ELEPHANT STEW

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This is so funny that I had to share it. Just for fun! A resident at the Nursing Home I worked at gave me this recipe. She was a missionary for many years and a sweet lady with a good sense of humor.

Provided by Norma DeRemer

Categories     Other Main Dishes

Number Of Ingredients 7

1 medium sized elephant
1 ton salt
1 ton pepper
500 bussel potatoes
200 bussel carrots
4,000 sprigs parsley
2 small rabbits (optional)

Steps:

  • 1. Cut elephant meat into bite-sized pieces (this will take about two months).
  • 2. Cut vegetables into cubes (another two months).
  • 3. Plave meat in a pan and cover with 1,000 gallons of brown gravy. Simmer for four weeks.
  • 4. Shovel in salt and pepper to taste
  • 5. When meat is tender, add vegetables ( a steam shovel is useful for this ).
  • 6. Simmer slowly for four more weeks.
  • 7. Garnish with parsley
  • 8. Serves 3,800
  • 9. If more is expected, add two rabbits.
  • 10. This is not recommended, however, as very few people like hare in their stew.

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