Best Poop Cookies Recipes

POOP EMOJI COOKIES

Steps:

• Combine flour, 1 cup confectioners' sugar, 3/4 cups plus 2 tablespoons cocoa powder, baking powder, vanilla sugar, and salt in a large bowl. Work in butter with your fingers until mixture resembles small crumbs. Add milk and egg and knead into a soft dough. Place in a bowl, cover, and refrigerate for 30 minutes.
• Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
• Roll dough into long, thin 8-inch ropes, pinching one end into a pointy tip. Arrange in the shape of a little poop-mound with the pointy tip on top and place onto the prepared baking sheet, leaving space between individual cookies.
• Bake in the preheated oven until lightly darkened on the bottom and dried, 10 to 12 minutes. Carefully remove from baking sheet and transfer onto a wire rack to cool completely, about 2 hours.
• Mix 3 tablespoons confectioners' sugar with lemon juice to form a thin icing. Glue 2 candy eyeballs on each poop cookie and let dry.

CAT POOP COOKIES II

Steps:

• In a medium bowl, Microwave the honey until it bubbles. This may take up to 1 minute. Stir in the molasses, butter and egg. Beat until smooth. Stir in the flour, cinnamon, ginger, and cloves until combined. Then add the dramatic additions of your choice such as coconut, ramen, chocolate chips, or peanuts. Chill dough until firm.
• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Roll dough into logs about 3/4 inch in diameter. Cut into pieces the approximate length of cat poop. Roll pieces in the cereal, place on an unprepared cookie sheet, and bake for 10 to 15 minutes in the preheated oven.
• Serve the cookies in a disposable cat litter box, on a bed of cereal, with a brand new litterbox scoop. Add plastic flies, and dip the litter scoop in chocolate for added fun.

CAT POOP COOKIES I

Steps:

• Microwave honey on high until bubbly (about 1 minute). Stir in the margarine. Add the egg and mix well. Stir in the flour, cocoa and vanilla. Mix well and chill dough for several hours in the refrigerator.
• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
• Roll chunks of the chilled dough into cylindrical shapes in order to resemble cat poop. Roll cookies in cereal and place on ungreased baking sheet.
• Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 10 to 15 minutes. Serve cookies in a new litter box on a bed of malted barley cereal. Use a new litter scoop to remove cookies.

REINDEER POOP COOKIES

Steps:

• Mix butter, sugar, milk and cocoa together in a large saucepan. Bring to a boil, stirring constantly; boil for 1 minute. Remove from heat and stir in remaining ingredients.
• Drop by teaspoon full (or as large/small as you would like) onto wax paper and let harden. They will set up in about 30-60 minutes.
• These will keep for several days without refrigerating, up to 2 weeks refrigerated and 2-3 months frozen.
• Yield will depend on how big you make the cookies.

CAT POOP COOKIES III

Steps:

• In a medium bowl, heat honey in the microwave until bubbly, about 1 minute. Stir in the butter until melted. Beat in the egg and vanilla. Combine the wheat flour and cocoa; stir into the batter until well blended. Cover dough and chill in the freezer for 1 hour or several hours in the refrigerator.
• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Roll dough into small logs of random length and shape like poops. Roll the poops in the nugget cereal and place them 1 inch apart onto ungreased cookie sheets.
• Bake for 15 to 20 minutes in the preheated oven, until firm. Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of nugget cereal, with a cat litter scoop. I hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding

UNICORN POOP COOKIES RECIPE - (4.6/5)

Steps:

• Mix up the sugar cookie dough according to the package. Split the dough equally into bowls. (You need one bowl for each color, so if you use four dyes like we did, then you will need four bowls.) Stir the dye into the bowl and let it chill in the freezer for about 30 minutes. Take out your dough and split it up into cookie sized pieces. Now you can sort of mix the dough together so it looks like a rainbow swirl. (Don't overmix, or you will end up mixing all the pretty colors together. Roll it out into a snake and spin it around until it looks like a piece of poop. Cook according to package directions and add the sprinkles!

REINDEER POOP COOKIES

Steps:

• Put a layer of wax paper on your dining table top or kitchen counter. This is where the cookies will be cool and set up. In a saucepan place your butter, milk, cocoa powder and sugar and bring it to a boil. Boil for about a minute and stir all ingredients together. Now turn off the heat and stir in your rice cereal, peanut butter, salt and vanilla. Mix well. Place spoonfuls of cookie mixture onto the wax paper to cool. If you want to shape your cookies into more "poop-like" shapes you need to do that now before they totally set up!

POOP COOKIES

Steps:

• In large saucepan, comgine sugar and cocoa. Stir in milk and butter and bring to boil, stirring occaisionally. Boil vigorously for 3 minutes without stirring. Add peanut butter, stirring until mixture is smooth. Mix in oats. Bring to boil, then remove from heat. Beat mixture with wooden spoon until slightly thickened and dull, about 2 minutes. Drop from small spoon on cookies sheet or parchment paper.(If mixture spreads, beat slightly longer). Let cool until firm and store in airtight container.