FLAYED MAN CHEESE BALL
This is a cheese ball cleverly disguised as a skinned human face. So gross and yet SOOOooo good! Arrange crackers, pretzels, or any snacks you want around the face and serve with a knife!
Provided by Tara
Categories Appetizers and Snacks Dips and Spreads Recipes Cheese Dips and Spreads Recipes Cold Cheese Dip Recipes
Time 1h30m
Yield 24
Number Of Ingredients 7
Steps:
- Lightly coat plastic face mask with cooking spray (see Cook's Notes). Line the face mask with plastic wrap, taking care to press it down fully into the nose and eyes.
- Reserve two or three slices of prosciutto and set aside. Tear the remaining slices of prosciutto into strips and lay them into the mask to form the "muscle tissue." Start around the eyes, leaving eyes blank, and then create the cheeks, chin, and forehead.
- Take the two whole green olives and position them in the eye holes, pimento side-down. Set the mask aside.
- Combine the softened cream cheese, Cheddar, and Havarti cheeses in a mixing bowl. Add the chopped green olives and roasted red peppers. Use an electric mixer or clean hands to mix until thoroughly combined.
- Take a heaping spoonful of the cheese mixture and arrange it to form an eye around one olive, and then the other. Gently lay handfuls of the cheese mixture all around the mask, taking care not to move the slices of prosciutto. Press the cheese down as you work to fill in all of the crevices. When the mask is full, gently press in the cheese mixture all around the mask. Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes.
- Invert the mask onto a serving platter and gently remove the mask and the plastic wrap. You should be left with a gorgeous (and freaky) face. If there is cheese showing around the bottom edges, use the reserved prosciutto slices to cover it before serving.
Nutrition Facts : Calories 189.2 calories, Carbohydrate 1 g, Cholesterol 53.7 mg, Fat 17.8 g, Fiber 0.1 g, Protein 6.9 g, SaturatedFat 10.4 g, Sodium 426.8 mg, Sugar 0.2 g
DEAD MAN'S CHEESE BALL
Serve this black cheese ball with blue corn chips or dark rye toast for a ghastly presentation. It's punchy, just like you'd expect cheese of the dead to taste. You can find black sesame seeds at a reasonable price at most Asian markets.
Provided by LUSCIOUSLEMONADE
Categories Cheese Balls
Time 2h20m
Yield 16
Number Of Ingredients 9
Steps:
- In the container of a food processor, combine the Cheddar cheese, sour cream, butter, horseradish, hot mustard, chipotle sauce, garlic and port wine. Pulse until smooth. You can use a potato masher in a large bowl but it will take longer.
- Line a bowl with plastic wrap, and fill with the cheese mixture. Cover and refrigerate for at least 2 hours, or overnight.
- Toast the sesame seeds in a dry skillet over medium heat just until fragrant, about 3 minutes. Gather the plastic wrap around the cheese mixture and form into a ball. Remove the plastic wrap and roll the ball in sesame seeds to coat. Place in the center of a platter and surround with your favorite chips or crackers.
Nutrition Facts : Calories 228.3 calories, Carbohydrate 2.4 g, Cholesterol 51.2 mg, Fat 19.9 g, Fiber 0.6 g, Protein 10.2 g, SaturatedFat 11.5 g, Sodium 258.9 mg, Sugar 0.3 g
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