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THE BEST CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER NO BAKE COOKIES



The BEST Chocolate Peanut Butter No Bake Cookies image

Chocolate peanut butter cookies that can be made on your stove top in a matter of minutes. These are the best no bake cookies!

Provided by Six Sisters' Stuff

Yield 24

Number Of Ingredients 8

2 cups sugar
2 Tablespoons butter
2 Tablespoons cocoa powder
1/2 cup milk
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
3/4 cup creamy peanut butter
2 cups quick oats

Steps:

  • Combine sugar, butter, cocoa and milk in a medium saucepan over medium heat.
  • Stir constantly and bring to a boil.
  • Once boiling, remove from heat and add the salt, vanilla and peanut butter and mix until well combined.
  • Add oats and mix until full incorporated.
  • Drop by spoonfuls or using a cookie dough scoop onto foil or waxed paper.
  • Let cool before eating.

Nutrition Facts : Servingsize 1 serving, Calories 834 kcal, Fat 36 g, SaturatedFat 17 g, Cholesterol 61 mg, Sodium 766 mg, Carbohydrate 115 g, Sugar 4 g, Protein 22 mg

POOP EMOJI COOKIES



Poop Emoji Cookies image

Since my daughter is obsessed with emojis and especially the poop emoji, for her birthday this year I made these poop emoji cookies as a treat to share for her class. Needless to say, they were a huge hit! They are based on a German cookie recipe and are different than American cookies - pretty dry and not very sweet as in Germany cookies are always eaten with tea or coffee. I'll be making them again as Halloween cookies.

Provided by barbara

Categories     Desserts     Cookies

Time 3h27m

Yield 45

Number Of Ingredients 13

2 ½ cups all-purpose flour
1 cup confectioners' sugar
¾ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
4 teaspoons baking powder
2 teaspoons vanilla sugar
1 pinch salt
9 tablespoons unsalted butter, cubed
¼ cup milk
1 egg
3 tablespoons confectioners' sugar
2 teaspoons lemon juice, or as needed
90 candy eyeballs

Steps:

  • Combine flour, 1 cup confectioners' sugar, 3/4 cups plus 2 tablespoons cocoa powder, baking powder, vanilla sugar, and salt in a large bowl. Work in butter with your fingers until mixture resembles small crumbs. Add milk and egg and knead into a soft dough. Place in a bowl, cover, and refrigerate for 30 minutes.
  • Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
  • Roll dough into long, thin 8-inch ropes, pinching one end into a pointy tip. Arrange in the shape of a little poop-mound with the pointy tip on top and place onto the prepared baking sheet, leaving space between individual cookies.
  • Bake in the preheated oven until lightly darkened on the bottom and dried, 10 to 12 minutes. Carefully remove from baking sheet and transfer onto a wire rack to cool completely, about 2 hours.
  • Mix 3 tablespoons confectioners' sugar with lemon juice to form a thin icing. Glue 2 candy eyeballs on each poop cookie and let dry.

Nutrition Facts : Calories 74.9 calories, Carbohydrate 11.3 g, Cholesterol 9.9 mg, Fat 3.1 g, Fiber 0.7 g, Protein 1.3 g, SaturatedFat 1.7 g, Sodium 49.8 mg, Sugar 3.3 g

BEAR SHIT COOKIES RECIPE - (4/5)



Bear Shit Cookies Recipe - (4/5) image

Provided by Tara-3

Number Of Ingredients 7

2 cups sugar
6 tablespoons cocoa
1/2 cup butter
1/2 cup milk
1/2 teaspoon Vanilla
1 cup shredded Coconut
3 cups rolled oats

Steps:

  • Combine Sugar, Cocoa, Butter & Milk in a saucepan. Bring to a boil & add vanilla. Remove from heat & stir in coconut & Oats. Drop by teaspoon onto wax paper and chill. Makes 4-1/2 dozen little shits.

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