Best Slinger Recipes

SLINGER

Steps:

• 1. This dish is done in steps and layered.
• 2. Fry sausage patties till done. Using the renderings fry 2 eggs sunny side up. Remove from pan and set aside
• 3. Brown hash browns in frying pan or griddle. Remove and set aside. Warm chili on stove top or microwave. Get ready to assemble.
• 4. 1st layer- 3 sausage patties 2nd layer- hash browns 3rd layer- 2 eggs 4th layer- generous ladle of chili 5th layer- shredded cheddar cheese

APPLE PIE SLINGER MILKSHAKE

Steps:

• Blend apple, apple juice, ice cream, butter, sugar, cinnamon, and nutmeg in a blender until smooth.

BOB W'S SLINGER.

Steps:

• 1. This can be put together fast if you have every thing cooked and ready to go. I use a large cast iron skillet to cook every thing. On a large plate. Placed some cooked hash browns top with some cheese, then some onions, some chili, two cooked eggs, two slices of bacon, the pancake . Two cooked eggs, some more cheese, a little onion two more slices of bacon. Top with chili and some hot sauce. Dig in. It may sound bad. But it is so good. This will stay with you a wile.

PRESTIGE SLINGER CASSEROLE

Steps:

• Pour yourself a heavy vodka drink. I like to mix mine with those single serving Crystal Light packages. Drink heavily. Preheat oven to 350 degrees Celsius. Or Fahrenheit. The choice is yours Get yo self a casserole that looks about the size as the one in the pictures. Its probably at least 4 inches high and maybe 10 inches long or something. This is actually a tin that is used for baking bread, brah. If you don't have one, go to your mom's house and get one, she probably has one you can borrow. Dice up raw onion. Drink more of your vodka drink until buzzed. Cook bacon, make it crispy ideally. Put eggs in a bowls and add enough pepper so that once the eggs are beaten it looks like a really dark urine. Also add salt to taste. Cook them eggs up scramby style brah. Make sure you cook them in the bacon grease in order to achieve true majesty. -Spread one can of chile along the base of the casserole/bread tin thing. -layer hash browns on top of chili. -layer half of your prepped diced onions and japs to taste. I went with 8 japs here. -layer scramby eggs. -layer chicken and burger patties in whatever position you desire. -layer another can of chili -Have you finished your first drink? If not drink up you idiot stick. -layer remaining onion and add japs to taste and what not. -layer cheese. -layer bacon on top. -cover in foil. -drink more vodka -Place casserole looking thing in oven and cook for 1 hourish. BAM. You got yo self a Prestige Slinger Casserole son. Traditionally slingers are served with buttered toast, so I advise that but it's not technically required. Also it's commonplace to add ketchup and mustard once it's on your plate and I strongly recommend that. Another pro move we made, which is not tradition (but will be hereafter) is to add Fritos to your slinger for a satisfying, delectable crunch.

SMACK 'N' CHEESE SLINGER

Steps:

• Cook the Delia's Chicken Sausage on a very hot griddle until cooked through, about 10 minutes. On the same griddle cook the Mac 'n' Cheese until a cheesy crust forms, 2 to 3 minutes per side. Place the sausage on the hoagie roll. Place the grilled Mac 'n' Cheese next to the sausage and top with the collard greens and a drizzle of the Comeback Sauce. Serve hot.
• In a large bowl mix together the paprika, salt, sugar, garlic, red pepper, white pepper, black pepper, sage, cayenne, savory and thyme. Sprinkle the spices over the chicken, making sure the spice mixture is evenly distributed throughout. Cover and refrigerate for 12 hours.
• Prepare the meat grinder with the coarse die for a coarse grind. Grind the chicken and let it fall into a large bowl.
• Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.
• To make sausage links, add the chicken stock to the ground chicken and combine thoroughly. Use a sausage stuffer to stuff the meat into the casings. Place the links on a sheet tray and bake until the sausages are cooked through and the internal temperature reads 165 degrees F, 15 to 20 minutes.
• To make ground sausage patties, portion out the chicken mixture to 2 1/2-inch disks. Heat a griddle or grill pan over high heat. Coat the pan with vegetable oil and cook the sausage patties until cooked all the way through, about 5 minutes on each side. Yield: 25 links
• Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Spray a 9-by-13-inch baking dish with cooking spray.
• In a large bowl, add the milk, half-and-half, sour cream and eggs, and mix together. Whisk in the flour, pepper and some salt. Using a rubber spatula, fold in the Cheddar and Parmesan. Add the pasta and gently stir to combine. Pour the mixture into the prepared baking dish. Cover with foil and bake for 40 minutes.
• Remove the foil and bake for 10 minutes more. Yield: 24 squares
• In a large saucepot set over medium heat, sweat the onions until translucent, about 5 minutes. Add the ketchup, sugar, vinegar, mustard, chili powder, salt, Worcestershire and jelly. Stir to combine. Bring to a boil and then lower the heat to a simmer, stirring often until the sauce reduces by one-third, about 20 minutes.

SARASOTA'S SLIPPERY SLOPES SLINGER

Steps:

• Base -- Just add a liter (67.6 oz) into a large pot. Cut up a whole lemon in quarters and squeeze the juice into the pot with the Vernors, (keeping the seeds out), then just toss the squeezed pieces right into the pot. Add the honey and bring to a low simmer on medium low heat until hot. Done!
• Serve -- Just pour the hot Vernors into a mug, about 2/3's filled and top with 1 jigger or 1 1/2 oz bourbon and 1 oz brandy. Now you can go a bit less if you want. Just adjust according to your tastes. And top with a lemon slice. Just float it on top.
• A perfect warm drink!